These photos came from VICE Germany and they’re wonderful. It’s photos of food that looks like pussy, taken by Peter Kaaden. What else can you say?
i can say im bout to fuck a papaya lube me up guy
Don’t want to offend anyone but look at this
Vincent van Gogh (via seabois)
I see you in the stars.
I have a story.
So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake.
When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”
And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”
He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.
All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”
this year I devour
which is also an art
Margaret Atwood, Last Year I Abstained (via budddha)
Selena Quintanilla Alphabet D → Dresses